So Sad by Reuben

Once upon a time there was a wide fat boy named Jeff. He loved eating pies. One day he was walking up a mountain suddenly he slipped and fell on a ledge then he saw an orange crocodile. The orange crocodile looked at Jeff, then  the orange crocodile came running at Jeff, within four seconds Jeff would be eaten by the weirdest thing ever. “I need to get up” Jeff thought to himself. Jeff got up he  run for his life, but he collapsed on his first step. “ crap” Jeff said. “CHOMP”  “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my arm !!!” Jeff cried. “Yummy yummy Blood”