Sunday, April 30, 2017

Georgia 100WC

I’m just making hotdogs like I do every Friday, and I was putting on some mustard on it. Then I accidentally slipped on banana peels, (Why are there banana peels on the floor?) then I dropped the mustard into some random radioactive matter that I carelessly put on the table. Then it mutated into mutant mustard slime. Then the slime dripped through and out of the bowl. And that was the only door in the kitchen.

I just hope that it doesn’t break through every TV screen, because that would be the end.

But I’m just a helpless cartoon character.

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